A Toy Story
Today’s comic is not for the faint of heart!
It is also the first chapter of a trilogy. (No, not really.)
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Today’s comic is not for the faint of heart!
It is also the first chapter of a trilogy. (No, not really.)
I thought they were in an hospital at first, this weirded me optipessmaxum.
Wait . . . Is that a Medieval Playmobil figure?
I can see the likes of those G.I. Joe, Pirate “LEGOS” and Autobot ruffians indulging in such shenanigans, but your scandalous depiction of a family classic has gone too far!
Hahaha! … gross. I did see the first panel and think to myself “those mounds look a bit like boobs”.
2nd panel… belly button, or…. ?
@speearr – Na’veel not A’nuus
Just went through every comic and I have to say I absolutely love it. Your work is right up there with Truck Bearing Kibble and Perry Bible Fellowship (which I would guess are your biggest influences). Very well done.
Ahh, the pitfalls of cunningulus. *sweet, quickly fading memories* :P
Snakker om å ta med seg leketøy i senga ;)
My friend, you’ve made a lot of comics over the years… Most have been funny, some have been really funny. I believe this one is your masterpiece.
I seriously can’t stop laughing.
Nice strip, but the text is kinda hard to read…
good ol’ funnylingus :D
@Emperor Khaldeesh Riesstiu IV the Second: Haha, yes indeed – that is a medieval Playmobil figure. I originally planned for it to survive until the end, but didn’t feel like drawing it past the first panel. At least it died in a happy place. Oh, and thumbs up for your excellent username! Unless you are an actual emperor…
@sweetestsadist: Thankyou! Well yeah, those two are some of my favorites, along with the other comics I’ve listed in the “comics I like” links.
@Yacine: Ah, that is awesome to hear! I kinda giggled to myself throughout the making of this comic, but I can never be sure if it will mean much to anyone else reading it.
@Nosetroll: I replaced the image with a new version a couple hours ago. (Right after your comment, but well before this one.) It should hopefully be easier to read now, although it’s still somewhat cramped… I guess I could add a line break for the text in the first two panels if you’re still forced to squint.
What do you mean this isn’t what you thought I meant when I put “Enjoys sex with toys” on my dating site profile?
Is it wrong if I wish I was one of the toys? >.> <.<
Damn lack of edit button
You forgot the, “Without Guy With Glasses,” tag (Although the man under the sheets COULD be him, we can’t be certain, can we? :P)
@Icalasari : implying that the guy with glasses gets any ladies. haha
@Icalasari: Hah yeah, even that lego figure in panel two is probably enjoying himself. Also, no ” without glasses guy” tag does indeed hint that he could be the one under the covers, I agree. :P
@Sydney: Hey now, are you implying this is such an implausible scenario? *sob*
One of my all time favorites! Splendid!
Hmm… I have bouth Optimus Prime, and a girlfriend.
“Transform, and roll out!”
i love the darth vador on the covers and the girl looks pissed off!
I … just had to tell my fiancé NO, NOT HAPPENING.