Flipping Out
Oh, and did you catch Finding Dory this weekend? Here is my spoiler-filled alternate take again.
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Oh, and did you catch Finding Dory this weekend? Here is my spoiler-filled alternate take again.
They bolted the judges’ table down after arguing over the definition of irony for the fifth time.
The very fact that bolting to the floor poses an obstacle proves he doesn’t have the heart of a table-flipping champion, and deserved such low scores.
If he were strong enough to rip the bolts out of the floor, he’d score in the high 9s.
If he went straight for the judges’ table at the very beginning he’d at least have qualified for low 5s.