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(Yup, it is definitely completely coincidental that this thing kinda looks like a demented buttplug.)
Optipess
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(Yup, it is definitely completely coincidental that this thing kinda looks like a demented buttplug.)
“Keep firing, assholes!”
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Buttplug? I thought it looked more like a turtle dick…
Um, no. Your punishment for that is to Google “turtle penis” with safe-search off. (Hint: They need to get past two shells. Remember the bar scene from Earth Girls are Easy?. Kinda like that guy’s tongue.)
I don’t know if taking this suggestion made my day or ruined it. Probably both.