Batscreen Mistake
So guess what I did for most of the weekend! Yeah… that… AND I played a lot of Batman Arkham City. (Marvelous game, definitely the strongest contender for game of the year so far in 2011. )
Oh, and I also made this comic – which is hopefully still making sense in some way?
I feel sorry for you Yankee doodles with your lack of foreskins. You see, it seems force you all to draw a bottle of lube when making a wanking joke. (Or have a prop on TV, etc). Such much extra effort.
Hah, not sure why there’s some controversy every time I draw a bottle of lube, but again, it’s probably there because it helps getting the point across. Also, I’m not American, but Batman is… Okay, that should hopefully be settled now!
You seriously think a guy named Kristian Nygård is American?
Hey, America’s a melting pot. Ya never know. I’ve got Hispanics, Asians, Irish, and Polish names in just my immediate family (aunts, uncles, first cousins)
Marvelous game or DC game?
Since when did Americans get the big snip :P That’s more of a Jewish-Muslim thing
@Teddy: From Wikipedia: ‘A report by the Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality placed the 2005 national circumcision rate at 56%’
Maybe the lube is there because Batman also enjoys some stimulation in the… err… Batcave? ;)
Wow, some of you have too much time on your brains if you’re attempting to determine Wayne’s circumcision status based on his use of lube when he’s, er, “punishing the penguin.” Besides, he’s the goddamn Batman. He’s got the Batmobile, grappling guns, and gas pellets; what makes you think he wanks with just a hand and lube? He’s probably got some specially designed pneumatically-powered fleshlight contraption. He’s gonna NEED that lube.
I’m not against batman, I like batman, and I might try these batman games one day, but If it will win against Portal 2 or Bastion I’m gonna be a little pissed.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about Portal 2. It’s right up there as well, obviously. The thing about Arkham Asylum/City is that they’re not only great Batman games, they’re great superhero games regardless of the license and the lore. So yeah, you should check them out! I, on the other hand, should definitely check out Bastion.
lol at King George
InnocentMind: time to start a “What does Batman call self-gratification?” contest? :D
I fear asking what “bat lube” actually is.
Hey now… what the fuck? Kristian makes a fantastic comic about the BatKink and all that is dicussed is american foreskin? Holy nitpicking, Batman! For the record, I have foreskin – and let there be no doubt; masturbating with lotion is much preferred. ;-)
“Bat lube” is one of the most valuable tools batman ever had. It already saved his life in the past!
http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=304
@Mrh?
I already held that contest in my brain when I was writing the post. Punishing the Penguin came up tops. Here’s some others I considered but didn’t like nearly as much. Feel free to add more if ya come up with ’em though…
Tickling the Joker
Slicking Selina
Freeing Clayface
Hammering Harley
Scratching the Ivy itch
Haberdashery
Answering the Riddler
and the most offensive…
Reading to Robin
Unfreezing mr. Freeze?
Great suggestions, gang!
“Grooming Commissioner Gordon” came to mind…
Holy huge bottle of lube, Batman! :)
It’s not the sexual gratification he needs right now, but it’s the sexual gratification he deserves!