Forever Alone
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Hopefully this one’s SFW, alternatively you should send it to your boss to make sure!
Hahaha, this reminded me of myself… is that why I am watching TV for hours after hours after hours… ;)
The only real surprise is that the TV only has one arrow lodged in it… Although I guess that all it takes is one!
Yankees can’t make wanking jokes without hand lotion.
lol
Beautiful. Just – beautiful. :)
My favourite strip in a long time.
Making it so he loves porn? It’s like he’s forcing himself to watch it.
Haha
The hand lotion really rubbed it in :-)
Alf, Kristian is Norwegian, not American.
I’m pretty sure the hand lotion is there to drive the point home if nothing else. Besides, I highly recommend it. Only because someone else told me about it. Yeah, that’s it. O_o
I’d need a extra room just to store arrows.
Reminded me somewhat of the awesome series, “The Further Adventures Of Cupid and Eros”, though that show makes Cupid more likeable, and is more realistic with it’s diversity.
@moorsyjam: Well, he wishes for a mutual love, and this is probably the closest he’ll ever get. *Cue sad violin music.*
@Alf, @Yacine: Hah yeah, the hand lotion was included to further service the joke, and not because I have any (ahem) experience using it.
(Another similar example of me including a more “universal” element instead of one I would be more familiar with is the toilet flush mechanic in the recent “Close Encounter of the #2 Kind” strip. I think there may be a few more as well.)
That’s a pretty hard shot, getting yourself in the shoulder with a bow and arrow. Well, unless he just stabbed himself with it, in which case, I must say, that’s dedication to masturbation!
This is one of my personal favourites. Especially because Cupid looks a little like Marlon Brando.
Kristian,
What has happened to Psyche (his wife)?
She was mortal, a couple of millennia ago.
Also, I note a certain similarity between overaged Cupid, and overaged Calvin from a while back.