The Ride
Hey readers, here’s a new comic. I hope you like it.
I was kinda sick over the weekend, and contemplated being put to sleep as well a couple times. Luckily I pulled through, just in time for a brand new work week… Yay…
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Tag: Aviation
XD!!!
that hit me more than a freight train. poor car!
About time, if you ask me. That car had, like, a crack in the windshield, ffs!
Awww, and it’s such a cute car! Does it have a name?
I’ve done this to a car once. Only difference is I didn’t sugar coat is. I smashed it around a bit on the way, in general made it feel bad…….I miss him so much! :-(
Noooooes, why are you killing cars ? >_<
Poor one…
Also, Aviation's tag<- gg :D
“Is that a new frie–”
I must known what he was going to say!
*someone dies* :( me sad.
I never commented here (maybe one time but I surely have forgotten that) but now I really have to say to you that I hate you! MY GOD! Your comics are so amazingly cruel und depressive. I love you.
I’m going to cry now.
“Is that a new frie–â€
I need to know too! I’m guessing ‘friend’?
ah man I didnt noticed the card was talking i thought it was a person inside the car :O
You are the king of funny/depressing comics
What a SHITTY rip off from PBF.
Get your own style homo. Oh wait, you did, and it SUCKS.
That’s the worst “Neg” I’ve ever seen.
It should sound something more like “I like your style, it’s so much like PBF’s!”
See? That’s a proper neg.
Pssh, amateur.
@Neg – has no-one else noticed Neg does the same post on lots of comics. Hm, seems like someone who hated Optipess wouldn’t keep coming back again and again. Closeted fan?
@Yacine re: Neg – well played.
@ Neg: If you don’t like it, don’t read it. I remember you putting that exact same lame attempt at an insult in an earlier comic. Someone responded with the simple truth: take your petty jabbering to youtube comment sections, or where else you normally pester. You’re making an ass of yourself here.
hehe: “Honey, come to bed” “I can’t, I have to correct this! Someone is WRONG on the internet!”
what was the car supposed to say in the third panel?
@emilymitchell It was gonna say “Phew! Hey, is that a new friend?”
I can’t take this kinda pressure, I must confess one more dusty road would be just a road too long.
I just can’t, I just can’t, I just can’t seem to get started, don’t have the heart to live in the fast lane, all that has passed and gone.
this strip made me so sad..
you cold-hearted bastard
Great strip. The car reminds me of a car from something I used to watch on TV as a wee kid growing up in Norway. Can’t remember it’s name at all, something beginning with B. It was probably a British children series about a “talking” car driving around, but then again, that car might have been dark green or black. It’s been ages since the 80s.