Hire a Hitman
This is the only way I can get any house chores done. I currently have five separate prizes on my head, all ordered by me.
Oh btw, apologies for the missed update last week. My allergies were literally AND figuratively killing me. Luckily this week the forecast says SNOW(!?) here in Norway, so at least pollen levels will drop to more tolerable levels.
Take care of yourself! But please make sure you hire a hit man to ensure you sleep, too.
so, leave the world without having undone dishes
I like the way one of the tags is “someone eventually dies.”
(Unfortunately, now we know how things turn out.)
Knowing you, your dirty dish stack will eventually come alive as some horrible monster.
Knowing agent 47, he will be disguised as that monster.
Either way, expect a rubber ducky in a suit floating in the dish water to be the last thing you see.