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This explains why the price of Elder Signs always escalates so quickly. I wouldn’t be surprised if his faceless legions are plat farming when they aren’t shill bidding.
I’m very curious about what Cthulhu’s preferred beach cocktail is.
Terrifying non-euclidean sex on the beach:
1.5 oz Vodka
.5 oz Peach schnapps
1.5 oz Orange or pineapple juice
1.5 oz Cranberry juice
.5 oz Chambord or crème de cassis (optional)
Garnish: Two octopus or deep one tentacles
Glass: Highball
Oops, forgot the jigger of formaldehyde.