No Witnesses
Weee! Here is a comic strip that hopefully won’t alienate the remainder of Jehova’s Witnesses readers I might have left. (Oh, and it animates. Just a head’s up in case you’re looking at this strip through an RSS reader or something.)
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I’m a jw and this is hilarious, if anyone is alienated that’s their fault.
Phew, I’m relieved to hear that! Also I apparently drew them with the wrong attire, as the shirt/tie combo is just a Mormon thing. Apologies!
Ok, that’s it. I’m gonna join up with you guys so I can finally get all these JW facts straight. At least the projectile vomiting is drawn 100% accurate.
I’m a jw too, and i usually just compensate with the same amount of vomit back at their face.
They never stop by my house; lucky for me, I’m in the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program.
I’m not a witness for Jehova, and I don’t feel alienated at all.
rss embedded gif did animate fine.
i’m more into the church of little mickey and the latté day saints.
My cousin is a JW.
Not really relevant but I wanted to belong in this conversation :(
wow, how long has gorden ramsey been a jehova’s witness?.
sorry, gorden ramsay.
Hello Kristian,
I’m a JW too. This cartoon made me laugh! We never know what kind of person we’re going to meet. (Its really shocking when a naked guy opens the door!) One small thing though, a JW would NEVER give the ‘middle finger’- that part is a bit disrespectful :(
Ah yeah, I went back and forth on the middle finger, but ended up thinking the guy vomiting on them definitely deserved it. (An alternate take I almost made had the JWs very respectfully accepting the rejection, which probably is more accurate, but perhaps not as funny. Hmm.)
True! Thank you for your reply, Kristian.
P.S. If you wanted to research anything about us, check out
www. jw .comNice try, Dione, but it’s http://www.jw.org … the other one is a lawyer website.
Good catch! I edited out her link. I’m not gonna give some pesky lawyers any traffic!