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Optipess Guest Comic
Busy week with next to no time for drawing comics, so here is a guest comic I got from a mystery reader! However, unfortunately I find this comic to be deeply offensive and a gross oversimplification of what an Optipess comic can be. I do not approve! (Nah, full disclosure: I made it months ago.)
In a nutshell.
Oh cool, this will be tangentally related…
i had an idea for a comic, being;
In his house at rlyeh dead cthulu lies dreaming…
(Cthulu shuffles half asleep to a non euclidian toilet, scratching his spermataporic sacs)
(His ablutions bring reports of acid rain and oil slicks)
(He goes to the kitchen for a drink , cracking some ice cubes into his glass)
(Reports of loss of sea ice, tidal waves, subsequent desertification)
(Cthulu shuffles off to bed)
(Reports of earthquakes, volcanoes, boiling seas)
In his house in rlyeh dead cthulu lies dreaming…
There is no one who coul bring this to life better than you.
i am not technologically advanced enough to buy internet coffee,.
i hope this is an acceptable gift in thanks for your hard work.
thankyou.
Haha, good one! I really love your comics :)